SloVi is Slow No MORE!!

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*Contents of this post is horrendously exaggerated and to be taken with a pinch of Salt and AjiNoMoto!!

So here we are (Webb's co-piloting this particular day and Google Earth's on the helm) driving down the elevated highways and traversing the many turn-offs and over-passes that is the maze of the expressway...when suddenly just around the corner is a traffic build-up fast approaching us... (expressway..embak laju lahhh..mahal bah mun sik diguna sepenuhnya!!)

Just our luck to face more delays in our journey to Cake-Heaven...not to mention that its just the wrong day to come down to an area which is horribly congested...Thanks a Damn Much Reen...(Reen embak nanggar tranny; not the automotive kind ok)

Not wanting to waste any more time in the queue up, blinked right for an immediate lane change to make a U-Turn heading back on towards the expressway when an Angry Growl of an Inline 6 rumbled thru SloVI's cabin...(sak jak linga twik..hihi)

Out of the corner of my eye (tlinga MyVi nang besar laaahh..nampak clear bahh), I saw a Black Proud Ultimate Driving Machine fast closing the big gap in front of it to deny the SloVi its passage back to the expressway..

I was thinking ' Apa Jak lahhhh...' and dove into the fast decreasing gap and quickly tore through the U-Turn back to the expressway... approaching the U-turn, The UDM's 6 Pot brakes slowed the Fat Beast down just enough for me to squeeze through...

So there we were entering back onto the expressway when i spotted on my rear view's that the German Machine is seriously picking up its skirt,diving in-out of traffic and giving us the chase..

I thought 'That's juvenile of you'...I so didn't expect this from a driver of a such a classy car...

Making full use of the SloVi's already much-improved suspension and its low rpm massive torque...We slipped under the over pass and merged quickly to the utmost right lane for quick access back to the expressway with the UDM's Kidney Grille hot on poor SloVi's back..

Slamming thru the gear-changes (sik masuk gear skali, over rev skali..hahaha!!) I got out of the peak hour's accumulating traffic, onto the exit to emerge victorious over the UDM..Close call...compact size helps..(gik asa koooo!!!)
When Lo and Behold!!

A Championship White interlopeR who was much-much-much further ahead than both SloVi and the UDM decided to join the fray (aduh..dahlah bergawut..gago jak daktok nak ngeshow skill!!!)

Clearly intimidated by Slovi's conquest over the Bayerische Motoren Werke, this Eastern Racing Marquee decided to test SloVi's nimbleness thru the crazy TGIF's traffic..

Diving Fast and Hot into the long sweeping right exiting the expressway, inches away from the barriers..SloVi gave chase to the new poseR, gaining fast on it ... the newcomeR has poor cornering abilities...(SloVi's rpm cuts out at 7.5k DAMN!!)

By the time both we both reach the merging traffic off the exit ramp, SloVi was breathing down its back with much better angle, much faster exit speed..The Race Derived machine stood no chance and was defeated easily...(Webb's nonchanlantly waving sayonara to the shocked driveR)

ON towards Cake Heaven we Go!!!...Tra-La-La-La-La...the SloVi is Slow no MORE!!!!!! (Webb's grining ear to ear*gedap gedup jantung akuuuuu!!! Antu juak ko GoogleEarth!!* hihi)

The Mad One