The following takes place between 7:00am and 8:00am. Location, just before the junction of Bintulu/Similajau Coastal Access. A lone silver Perodua Kelisa is seen traversing the hills between the palm oil estates towards Miri. 2 Occupants of the Kelisa is seen chatting, a bit worst for the wear.
Kelly, The Callsign for the Silver Kelisa...a Special Edition Kelisa equipped with leather interior and Enkei's Mark2 14 inch..The Famed Kuching Lyssa's twin Brother, the other Special Edition with Alacantra Interior sporting Tom's 14inch...on its way back from Kuching, 4hundredplusKM away on The PANborneo back to Miri, The Oil Town.
Kelly, The Callsign for the Silver Kelisa...a Special Edition Kelisa equipped with leather interior and Enkei's Mark2 14 inch..The Famed Kuching Lyssa's twin Brother, the other Special Edition with Alacantra Interior sporting Tom's 14inch...on its way back from Kuching, 4hundredplusKM away on The PANborneo back to Miri, The Oil Town.
Just before reaching the junction of Bintulu/Similajau, around 700 clicks away, Kelly effortlessly overtakes an Avanza on an empty stretch...pulling away with 100kmph on the Speedo..(but speedo Kelly rusak..ya rough estimate guess laaah..ngikut bunyi angin..aircond rusak juak!!)
50m before the junction, Bau-weii downshifts to slow Kelly down, turning the Red Enkeis slightly for the entry line to the junction...Kelly obliges and start turning...Brakes applied to further slow down Kelly, Adamz grabs the hand rest to steady himself....when uncharacteristically Kelly starts to Oversteer (FF Drift oii!! mena2 drift oi!!)....The rear starts to step out (Oh Noo..adakah sama episod kedak Lyssa di Kuchng?!? merudu pavement?!?)..No Problem, Adamz thought..Bau-Weii's driving..(skill bah nya ya)
Bau-Weii applied abit of counter steer to put it back in line...Kelly starts to drift diagonally leftwards...' What The..' Startled by Kelly's reaction..Adamz & Bau-Weii can only look at each other simultaneously (muka pelik duak2) and Grab On for Dear Life as Kelly unceremoniously went off the road..onto the wet grass..right into the ditch..missing a concrete block by mere inches...
50m before the junction, Bau-weii downshifts to slow Kelly down, turning the Red Enkeis slightly for the entry line to the junction...Kelly obliges and start turning...Brakes applied to further slow down Kelly, Adamz grabs the hand rest to steady himself....when uncharacteristically Kelly starts to Oversteer (FF Drift oii!! mena2 drift oi!!)....The rear starts to step out (Oh Noo..adakah sama episod kedak Lyssa di Kuchng?!? merudu pavement?!?)..No Problem, Adamz thought..Bau-Weii's driving..(skill bah nya ya)
Bau-Weii applied abit of counter steer to put it back in line...Kelly starts to drift diagonally leftwards...' What The..' Startled by Kelly's reaction..Adamz & Bau-Weii can only look at each other simultaneously (muka pelik duak2) and Grab On for Dear Life as Kelly unceremoniously went off the road..onto the wet grass..right into the ditch..missing a concrete block by mere inches...
30 yards away.....On the verandah of a wooden house, a family of settlers was having their morning breakfast...mouths gaping..gobsmacked at the scene unfolding before them...it happened so swiftly, so fluidly, so swanlike that you can hear Tchaikovsky's playing while everything arounds you slows down to a heartbeat....(slowmotion laahh..paham sik)
Inside Kelly however...it was anything but serene..Bau-Weii annoyed at himself for such a rookie mistake beats the Momo Fighter with his fist after few nano seconds of dumbtruck silence..Adamz at the same breath of nano seconds thinking ~oh..hmm..ok..~ collecting his wits..
'So?? What are you waiting for!!! Get Out and Push Lahhh!!' barks Bau-Weii without thinking..
as if it was possible to push a car out of a ditch...by someone as skinny (madah dirik hensem lah ya) as Adamz...
like it is THE normal thing to do... Adamz..not missing a beat..jumped out of Kelly..immediately started to push with all his might!! grasses are tossing, smokes are puffing, wheels are spinning but Kelly refuses to budge..
Apply More pressure downwards!! ~teken hood yen bew-ai!!~ Kelly needs to have a grip of something yells Bau-Weii..Adamz pull his skinny-ar*e weight and pushes hard down...Kelly screeches...and in all the smoking glory jumped out of the ditch and was FREE!!!
Inside Kelly however...it was anything but serene..Bau-Weii annoyed at himself for such a rookie mistake beats the Momo Fighter with his fist after few nano seconds of dumbtruck silence..Adamz at the same breath of nano seconds thinking ~oh..hmm..ok..~ collecting his wits..
'So?? What are you waiting for!!! Get Out and Push Lahhh!!' barks Bau-Weii without thinking..
as if it was possible to push a car out of a ditch...by someone as skinny (madah dirik hensem lah ya) as Adamz...
like it is THE normal thing to do... Adamz..not missing a beat..jumped out of Kelly..immediately started to push with all his might!! grasses are tossing, smokes are puffing, wheels are spinning but Kelly refuses to budge..
Apply More pressure downwards!! ~teken hood yen bew-ai!!~ Kelly needs to have a grip of something yells Bau-Weii..Adamz pull his skinny-ar*e weight and pushes hard down...Kelly screeches...and in all the smoking glory jumped out of the ditch and was FREE!!!
Adamz quickly climbed out of the ditch and jumps into the car..Kelly disappearing into thin air in a cloud of smoke.....
Just as the Avanza they overtook earlier was approaching the junction...
Just as the men in the wooden house started to get up while munching their 'kuehs' to come and help...
It all happened in a split of a second.....Kelly's occupants laughing away at their adventure..onwards back Home...
Moral of the story is : Watch out for slippery oil palm slicks, It is not possible to push car out of the ditch and Iboh Malu mintak tolong....haHahaHa!! miracles can happen!! oh yaa...org kurus kuat juak lah....
This has been the longest day of my life.
By Executive Producer Adamz
Director Jek Bau-Weii@Google Earth
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