ignite & drive.: PROJECT SPEED: The Rev Happy EVOWARA!!

They Say the fart coming out of him is hotter than an F22 Raptor's Afterburner,
Some Might even say its smells like High Octane Jetfuel
But Here, We call Him The Stump..

From his adrenaline pumped loins, we bring you this horny little beast from BORNEO. The caretaker is a friend/brother/leader/mentor or to which I can describe as a THING similarly characteristically to The Stig of Top Gear Fame plus he looks abit like Jeremy Clarkson!! Haha and its TRUE!!!. well the hair at least....errr..minus the hair colour...oh well..OK im out of topic already (boh manasss tgh2 bulan posa tok haha)

He bought this Proton Saga Iswara some decades ago meant to be driven as a daily car to replace his god-awful -on -the-public-road regular workhouse but a twist of fate suddenly made it out to be a rev happy machine. Instead of just having one supposedly one daily car undriveable on public roads, now he has even MORE!!! Which made him more miserable...hahaha!! But The Iswara will always be his favorite amongst all...regardless.

The Twins of Terror

After leaving it stock for a few hours after acquiring the car, he made a trip to the BSA Factory in Rawang to collect his custom made offset rims for the Iswara, which he shod with Bridgestone's Potenzas all around sourced from the Famous Kedai Papan Klang (mak ko membayar tayar naaaak...pa da gambar mak ko endah tok).

Mommy dearest with The Fearsome Twins

Of course, like any modders out there...there will be times when one's choice of errr....modds can be questionable...apparently he was very the blingy at the time too....The engine too has gone through many metamorphosis from the many off the shelf's dodgy bolt ons' to honing the engine parts for serious applications....only time will tell upon completion of the current ongoing chassis strengthening works if the formidable Gen II 4G63 will find its way into the belly of this frankenmonster...

The Rapper/Bippu Wannabe Days

Even at the current stage this Iswara is a formidable machine.....I’ll say this is not an ordinary motor...I know for a fact it went for a major and complete MatSpeed surgery treatment...the head was sent for port & polish job and all the engine's rotating components are fully dynamic-balanced. Cams were thrown in, custom extractors were fitted and BIG BIG THINGS takes care of the fueling needs ...the sounds this engine makes...at 8.5K rpm?? Pure Orgasm I tell You!! I told you earlier on its a horny little beast!! Even the best has mistaken it running a bridgeported rotary carburetor engine...

That's a Trust Max Extreme Muffler peeking out underneath

The engine mods are not what makes this beast stands out but rather the complex front end geometry suspension setup done to tame this Horny Beast. For a start, everything underneath the front halves are completely swapped out for Rally Proven Evolution stuffs....Hence The MEAN staggered offsets...

Checkout the Moon Size Roundabout in the background

A new set of 5 Lugs 17s wheels fitted with aggressive stance completed the look. This car is build for fast in and fast out cornering attack hence the need for wider and bigger wheels...Those who calls Kuching home or the State of Sarawak for that matter are familiar with the fetish of our Road Engineers here with crazy MOON size roundabouts and sweeping corners..

Brembo all around, in and out

Did i mentioned 5 lugs?? Yesss...it features a 5 lugs pcd 114.3 and the craziest part of Project Speed Evowara, the complete GIANT Brembo braking system installed in this horny beast to tame its speed outbursts.

There's so much more to write about this EPIC Saga Iswara but words do NOT do Justice to this Frankenstein of a Machine...You have to expereince it....I Sh*t You NOT!!